Am I the only person in the world who doesn’t enjoy the standard ‘texting game’ with a new person? I appreciate timely responses to the texts I send you.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TAKE SO LONG TO RESPOND? STOP TEASING ME. WHA. Yet, I still come back for more.
Please excuse my dear aunt Sally and never eat soggy waffles.
Hi, Tumblr. It’s been too long. Nice to see you again.